Patronizing Stories

I've got a very interesting life. And I guarantee you it's absolutely nothing like yours. It's full of chaos, crushes, really aNnOyInG people. However, people think I'M the annoying person, when all I ever do is sit back and watch the hours of my life go by LIKE YEARS. I only have ONE aCtUaL friend who really gets me. Its only becuase, we've both been through the same thing. And I know why people hate me. It's cause I'm dyslexic. I am the only child in my class who can't read and write. But my friend feels bad for me, and thats the second reason why she is, well my friend after BOTH our parents separated.

Callie-anne is a demon in training, tasked with making people's lives as difficult as she possible can. But there are a couple of problems with doing that, like being rubish at it and meeting someone who refused to get annoyed or upset, no matter what she does.