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My name is And. And Rew. Yes, I know. My name sucks. You really don't have to tell me again. I'm from Mars. I'm kind of like a hitman, but all I do is make people's days terrible. I kind of suck at that too, since I have to apologize after every job because my boss feels bad. I don't get paid much.
But, hey! I just graduated from Martian University with a degree in space travel, constellations, and English speaking. I should be able to get an actual job now! Yay, I guess.
Anyway, this is a story about my misadventures. Enjoy. That is, if enjoying my narration is even possible.