Sam-i-am Stories

That moment you realize your gay for your briefcase buddy: 👁 👄 👁

Kas Stone has a cold hard bitch attitude, but for a good reason. Her parents are dead, and she's only 17. Her twin, Danny is Mr. Popular and an overprotective manwhore o...

This started out as a joke, but @Sorrelthebrownie_pt2 encouraged me to write it, so here it is. I do not own 'Green Eggs and Ham', Dr. Seuss does. This is made simply fo...

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i want to die