Spottie Stories

Basically what the title says. Comment your ask and/or dare, and I'll tag you while writing out your request. Thanks in advance! Note: I do not own Warrior cats or the original cover, but Spottie and every other cat that is my OC is, well, my OC. Don't take them! Cover was created by the author of Ask Ivypool on Deviantart. I just recolored it :3

By now, if you're a Warriors Cats fan, you should know of the infamous fanfiction Starkit's Prophecy. If you haven't...well, you're in for a treat. In this review of the story, I, Spottie, will be reading this and giving...comments... *cough* NOTE: I do not own Starkit's Prophecy or Warriors Cats. I do own the OC Spottie, however. Also, if you're easily offended, I would recommend not to read this. No uncensored swearing will be involved, but I will be brutally beating this story with a stick. Figuratively, of course.

YOU READ THE TITLE DIDNTCHA Yep. If you like rambling, ranting, and going on about basically nothing important, than GO AHEAD AND READ THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a sc- *is tackled by copyright police* "Ma'am, ma'am, MA'AM, THAT IS A COPYRIGHTED PHRASE FROM THE GOOSEBUMPS FRANCHISE" *spits* LIKE I CARE just kidding just kidding please don't hurt me ALSO A FAIR WARNING IN ADVANCE THAT THESE WILL MOSTLY CONSIST OF BAND STORIES. MARCHING BAND. MUSIC. STUFF LIKE THAT. There will be some odd ones that I really like but if you don't understand marching band theN YA WON'T UNDERSTAND THE STORIES So yeah

Have you ever been writing a story that needed... 'something else?' That 'something else' could be an omen! "But Spottie, I can't think of any good prophecies!" You are (probably not) saying! Well, here's where this shop comes in! Just fill out the form on the first page, comment it, and I'll write down a prophecy for you ALL FOR FREE! I mean, unless you want to pay for it. Cash only, if that's the case. ;3 Anywho, I have a good staff (myself) and I promise to give you an awesome prophecy if you'd just request for one! ~Spottie

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. First, I'm just sittin' here, typing away at my stories, when I suddenly wake up in this stupid book. Why is it stupid? Okay, imagine all of the most cliche teen romance novels all put together into one. Aaaand that's the world I'm in right now. Kinda sucks, yeah, but I hope I'll figure something out. Mind reading to keep me company?