Thesuperheroes Stories

Cora's Superhero Initiative Programme: ✕ It is not considered ridiculous to climb a tree in order to save next-doors cat - even if it is at three in the morning and you technically do not like said cat. ✕ It is also not ridiculous to name said cat as your sworn enemy. Arch-enemies come in all different shapes and sizes. Look at Dr Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus. They're perfectly happy. ✕ Living by the quote "there are two kinds of evil people in this world: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything about it" is not a silly way to live. It does not however justify punching your little brother's bully in the face (even if he deserved it). ✕ Taking out the bins definitely counts as a heroic act. ✕ As a wise woman once said: NO CAPES. ✕ Teaching a sexist a-hole that girls can like comics just as much as guys through a series of increasingly epic pranks designed to humiliate said sexist a-hole? Well, whoever said heroes couldn't fight dirty? ✕ If the opportunity to be super arises, take the initiative. ✕ Enlightening one half of an extremely attractive set of twins to the world of comic books and superheroes? Absolutely. She'd be the Professor X to his hopelessly confused younger mutant charge. ✕ Movie marathons, entering - and exiting - life-threatening escapades, pulling off an epic heist, overcoming their worst fears, and falling hopelessly in love, on top of ridding her sleepy town of evil, with aforementioned mutant charge? I guess every superhero needs a sidekick.

A former superhero, Jeremiah Ellison, goes off to a different dimension to advertise the recently opened Omniverse Pub. Fed up with his janitorial job, he applies for a job at the Soular Protection Agency as an assassin!? Jeremiah must now deal with the idea that killing is the norm in this organization. Can he change it from the inside or will his death will be swift?

the ultimate book of superheroes. [for the superhero challenge made by @lydiarse and @sleepyelephants]