Thisisacrackfic Stories

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gwyneth never thought herself a cheater. but alas - things change. // set during spiderman: homecoming // // robert is confused. and concerned // satire of sorts

guys if you find this please its satire, elliot dont cancel me this is crack anyways this is a crack fic between me and one of my homies because slay ;)

DAY OR NIGHT, NIGHT OR DAY, BLACK OR WHITE OR STRAIGHT OR GAY! WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS DELIVER WE ALWAYS D...

a thick man loses all his cake in his kitchen he questions life, in his kitchen "Will I ever get my cake back?" he thinks, sadly as he cooks dinner like a good...