Tricycles Stories

" 'The common fallacy in thinking is that there is only one correct way to crash a car without harming yourself or the surrounding areas. It is true that we must co...

These are basically just random stories about me: Some are funny, some are scary, and some are sad. But one thing they have in common? They're all true!

Sir Frog Piss the III and his true love, the Bicycle Carriage, Aberline Albernathy.