Twilightparody Stories

Welcome to Forksville, where the rain never stops, and the awkwardness never ends! Bella Bland's life takes a hilariously absurd turn when she moves to the dreary town of Forksville and meets the enigmatic-and glitter-obsessed-Edweird Gloom. From the moment Bella lays eyes on the sparkly vampire, her world is turned upside down in the most cringeworthy and comical ways imaginable. Join Bella as she navigates the outrageous and melodramatic misadventures that ensue, from the infamous cafeteria glitter bomb to the hilariously awkward biology class stare-off. Laugh out loud as Edweird's over-the-top vampire heroics and Bella's uncanny ability to attract supernatural weirdos turn everyday events into uproarious catastrophes.

I'm not really that bitter, I just...I dunno...yeah.

(This started as an assignment for English class, but I kind of liked it so I thought, "Why the hell not. Let's put it on Wattpad." First of all, it started off as a Twilight parody, so the idea of Vampires in Forks, Washington doesn't belong to me.) A snobby rich girl from Malibu named Iris moves in with her Aunt Isabelle in a little town called Forks, Washington. To sum it up, It turns out Iris's new friend Marcy is a vampire, and so are most people in this town. *Gasp* shocking! But there's a twist! A monster Hunter has been on the lose killing the vampires that are actually really kind peeps. Who is this mystery monster murderer? And will Iris figure out that money isn't everything?

Jillian is girl who thrives to hide how she really feels, people don't quite know her but one look into her eyes and there tricked into thinking she happy and not in pain. But that's all before she meet him, Jess Cullen, he could read her like the back of his hand but he has a secret that is hard to keep from her. How will Jillian react ? How will there relationship escalate ? Where will her life lead from there ? Will he be able to see through those desperate eyes enough to break down the invisible wall separating him from her ?

It's a story where Edward and Bella DIES!!!!! Mwahahaha!!!!! Kinda like the Grand Twilight Massacre 2!!! A must read for Twilight haters!! As for the Twihards (I don't care if you hate me because I surely hate you!!) please read... you're in for a surprise!! Warning - LOTS of screams of agony! And violence!!

15 year old Isadora Maria Wren feels like an old soul. She had a near fatal brain infection at age 5 and lost all prior memories, but adopted an almost adult demeanour and detachment to her mother.... One day when she is about to visit her father in Cucaras, Dlomonti, she has a flashback of her past life.

in which Bella Swan, a teenager with an actual personality, moves in with her father to a God-Forsaken Town. Also known as Forks, Washington.

So we took Bella, and gave her a personality so that she could be interesting and react realistically to everything that's going on in the absolutely completely wacked story that is Twilight... Was feeling nostalgic. So I thought I'd touch on all the things we remembered from Twilight and remind us of what we loved about the fandom and at the same time, the stuff we totally cringe at now. Let's take a trip down memory lane and all the way back to the 2006 teenage life. Funny, witty, realistic (for the most part), definitely entertaining, and from the author that brought you "STAR WARS: THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE" and "HEIRESS OF AUSTENLAND" which are my two successful rom-coms :) Hope you guys enjoy. I won't be updating this all the time since I'm still working on "REVELATION: THE BIG FOUR" but this is something on the side I'm having a lot of fun with. Hope you guys can have fun with this too! Oh and I essentially combined the movie characters with their book characters (Jacob for instance is super tall in the book but Taylor Lautner not so much so I made him a taller version like in the book but he's still Taylor- as one example and there are more) RATING: [PG-13] for mature themes and mild vampire and werewolf violence... stuffs