Happily Ever After

"How come once upon a times and happily ever afters are unrealistic? How come something like that can't happen?" The girl, Charlotte ,asked. "Falling in love happens every day."

"Yeah. Love does happen sometimes. But not right when you see someone and then you get on one knee and ask to marry her. Like lets take Cinderella for example. Some poor maid chick completes transforms from some stupid mice and a old fairy hag. She goes to a ball, meets Prince Charming. They dance, claim they are in love, and bam it's midnight and Cinderella must run off. Prince Charming has to find his love by using a slipper which is so stupid. A) Is their really no foot in the whole kingdom that doesn't fit in that stupid damn glass slipper? B) The prince who claims he is in love with this girl can even remember her freakin' face! He has to use a shoe and base who he marries on feet!" I threw my arms up "And then don't get me started on Snow White. 7 dwarfs taking in a pretty young women just for cleaning and cooking? Yeah...sure..."

As you see, I don't believe in the happily ever after's. They are unrealistic and dumb and never ever happen.

Well, maybe they do happen sometimes...