My young daughter has been watching a lot of Sofia the First on Disney Junior. The story is very straight forward. a marriage between her shoemaker mother and the King made her a Princess "overnight". My question, while watching this, is how did this happen? How did a lowly shoemaker meet, not to mention fall in love with (because they are ridiculously in love!) a king? With some liberties taken, here follows my version of how this romance unfolded.