Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New
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Last published Tue, May 13, 2014
It is my first day as a vampire.
My boyfriend Edward saved my existence by injecting huge dollops of his venom into my heart when I was on the very cusp of death.
Now, for the first time, the TRUE story of what REALLY happened on that first day, how it wasn't as easy as a certain S. Meyer would have you believe!
See me in all my sparkly wonder, in exactly 2000 words...
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