The God of the Multiverse and I (feat. Rick Sanchez)

Our tale is told by the mistress of the current self-proclaimed God of the Multiverse, who will (natch) find herself falling for the inimitable Rick Sanchez when he is forced to compete against her pompous mate for the title. The reluctant challenger's inexplicable charms win over our heroine in spite of herself, setting off a chain of dangerous, thrilling, and of course, romantic events. Will this unlikely pair survive, will the peas be thawed properly, and might they even solve the greatest question of existence?

If you're looking for sexy stuff, there is some, but it's sweet. If you're looking for Rick (and have a crush on him), there's a lot. I wrote him a tiny bit less dysfunctional than the animated Rick, and a good bit nicer. Because let's face it, the animated Rick (as much as I adore him) honestly isn't full-on romance material. Nevertheless I hope the reader will recognize our acerbic, genius, foul-mouthed hero in all his quirky glory.

This story was written between Rick and Morty season 3 and 4. In it, I assume the legitimacy of Rick's past wife Diane Sanchez, who was referenced as a memory projection in "The Rickshank Redemption,"and brushed off by Rick as a fabricated backstory. If future episodes uphold that Diane is indeed a fake, my apologies!

JUSTIN ROILAND STYLE LOGLINE FOR THIS STORY: Rick competes to rule the multiverse in this one broh. And he meets a chick who likes him, broh! There may be death, tho, so buckle up!