I Am Not A Scientist. I don't have any kind of degree in anything. I have one and a half years of college, during which I majored in graphic design. HOWEVER I do have a really intense fascination with science, do a completely unnecessary amount of research in my free time, and absorb everything I consume from any refutable source like a bounty paper towel. And I have. Some Theories. I would like to share. These Theories.