Dirk Alexandria Strider is well known for being a douche, and we can all agree he takes things a little too far. After a breakup and a cheating scandal, what else is he to do but eliminate the past competition, and travel cross country with his ex? ALSO TW FOR THE FOLLOWING - There's a few scenes of (but not actual) almost thr*w*ng up, warnings will be put a paragraph before - Intrusive thoughts - Talk of alcohol addiction - Talk of cheating - Mentions of/Actions of Verbal Ab*se - Brief Transphobia in the prologue