"Windex's family consisted of, Clorox her dad, Blue Gatorade her mom, Windex, and Windex Disinfectant Cleaner Multi-Surface Citrus Fresh Spray her brother. The family doesn't talk about the brother." Bottle Of Windex is a romantic comedy that pokes fun at the typical Wattpad high school romance books, and is about a bookworm who just so happens to be a Bottle Of Windex. One day, she bumps into Bad boy Pine-sol and it is love at first sight. However, there's competition and drama to who will go with him to the dance.