"Why the hell did you say yes to the marriage, you dickhead" "Maybe cause I actually love you" "This isn't funny you moron" "Gotta say baby these nicknames are turning me on so much" Oneshot series...No smut...soft stan ff :):) Contains mature and sensitive content.. swearing included. All the pictures and names belong to the rightful owners. Characters used in this story are not related to reality This is only meant for entertainment purposes, It is not meant to disrespect the artist in any way. The story and plot belong to me.