Everybody Needs Good Neighbours

Amelia is happy being single and wants every woman she takes to bed to know exactly what the deal is. Trouble is, some of them don't heed the warning and fall in love with her anyway.

But when Amelia is trying to pry yet another lovesick woman out the door, her next-door neighbour, Luisita Gomez, decides to come to her rescue - pretending to be Amelia's serious girlfriend who is furious at catching her in the act of cheating.

Amelia's amazed by the effectiveness of the charade and becomes convinced that a fake girlfriend could be the solution to all her woes. But how the hell can she convince Luisita to take on the position of phony girlfriend full time?

Story Adapted from 'The Missus' Natasha West