Meet Miss Tyranny, a sexy martian belly dancer who spent most of her young adult life (mostly on earth) grooving and shaking her bootie for money. And also meet Tyler Joseph, an awkward and cynical young man with a passion for drawing comics. He also has a secret crush on Tyranny. When these two accidentally get teleported away from Earth, they find themselves stranded on Mercury. In order to get back to Earth, they team up and attempt to find a way back while discovering their feelings for each other. And, a horde of space zombies who want to eat them both alive. WARNING: Contains strong sexual content. Mature readers only. NOTE: This is a 5 chapter story not including the epilogue.