Screw Enemies To Lovers Trope

We all love stories based on the famous trope called enemies-to-lovers, don't we?
You know how the story goes...

They hate each other because of some miscommunication that happened the first time they met; they are always fighting but ooh the sexual tension! Then they are thrust together somehow, usually through fake dating, that happens because of some weird coincidence, realizes the other person isn't that bad after all and with some swoon worthy twist at the end, they live happily ever after...

Right?

Wrong.

Harry and Maria went through all the motions. They fell in love, they got married and then...

Well, I'll let them tell you their story.
(Seriously, they never shut up)