let's make this quick; i'm an assassin that travels all the way to new mexico to steal a super weapon, and after a series of events, i end up in peru making out with a secret agent who is also trying to steal the super weapon. a cliche enemies to lovers, if you will. oh, and then i tried to kill him on multiple occasions. i even gave him a scar on the night we first met. romantic, ain't it? not edited 🥰