Hi, how are ya. welcome to my life and as a caregiver with 8 littles I hear some pretty interesting things everyday from all of them so I thought this would be rather funny to share some of the strange things my littles say to me because I feel like they need to be appreciated. they definitely made me giggle and if your a little you might relate and caregivers understand and if your neither you might just find this funny. I don't know. just give it a read I guess and find out.