Comebacks

Comebacks!Wanna know some comebacks for your daily life well here are some!Come and take a peek:
''Your dumb!''
''Says the one who mistakes the candy M&M for the singer Enimem. ''
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''God don't like ugly''
''Then why does he like you?''
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''I'm sorry accidents happen''
''Like when your mother gave birth to you''
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''What are mistakes?''
''Well clearly you are one so the definition of mistakes would be you''
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''If you really want to know how mistakes happen then maybe you should consult your mother about that because apparently she made one''
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''You must've been born on the highway because clearly you were one hell of a mistake''
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''Your very pretty''
''I could say the same thing about you but then I'd be lying through my teeth''
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First Person:''Stop being a smartass''
Third Person:''In order to be a smartass don't you have to be smart because clearly that means your just an ass''.
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Annoyed Girl:''Kiss My Ass!''
Cocky Girl''Not until you shave it sweetie''
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Teacher:''Why haven't you completed my homework assignment?''
Student:''Why haven't you checked my test?''
Teacher:''Because I have other students test to grade''
Student:''Well I have other teachers homework to complete''
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''Your a bitch!''
''Sorry sweetie but,that name was already taken by your mother''
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''Stupid!''
''That's not what the dictionary says.It has actually has a image of you on the screen for the definition on the other hand my image is on intelligent''