Ella Bird. Hearing the name just makes you think of a sweet young girl who picks flowers all day and chugs honey from the jar. What you DON'T expect is a nutshell with a ticking bomb up her ass constantly in a pickle of a situation. So if you're looking for a tale of sweet romance and butterflies, look no further---just kidding, get the hell out of here before you shoot me. I have no idea how this story is going to go and I'm guessing you won't either, so enjoy:)