"I know you're there. I can feel you watching me. Watching everyone." "They don't believe me. They think I'm crazy. I'm not crazy I'm not crazy I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!" "Reality is a lie. It's all a lie. Life is a lie!" "You would be crazy too, if the only thing you were was a insignificant character in a pointless story." "Yes, I know this is a story. I told them, but they don't believe me. Who wants to believe that they are just a stupid character created by some random teenage girl?!?!?" "But I guess their lives are more peaceful not knowing the truth." ------------------------------------------------------ Four teenage children from Dr. Jones's Hospital For The Insane are set on a journey to retrieve Gretel, a psychotic five-year-old, in order to stay at a better mental hospital. The story is told from the point of view of an "insane" girl named Crimson Lombardi, who can break the fourth-wall. It follows her and her friends, Natalia Pashkova, Amando Rivera, and Gonzalo Reyes, as they search the globe for the youngest criminal ever