@---God---
Sometimes I’m trying to read smut and Fucking god just appears in the comments
Since when did God get freakin' Wattpad-
where you the one whom told those angels I was at the IHOP in heaven?!?! They kicked me out when I was about to get my French toast! That place is known for their breakfast. >:(
-an angry incubus demon
God oh my you're on Wattpad too
Do you find Satan attractive
hello father I am back, sorry but anyways this girl in my class made fanfiction of me and my best friend cause we always joke flirt and she showed it to us and we thought it was really funny and innocent at first until smut was in there we were both uncomfortable and weirded out we told her to not do that anymore and that we were uncomfortable with smut of us she told us to "suck it up it's just for jokes" and that we were being babies about it so she decided to post it on the class group chat we have told her so many times to delete it but she won't I don't know what to do father and also sorry for bothering you so much with my problems.
Do you have any holy water to spare?
Can you put the Bible on here?
*scribble sounds* aaand thats the last signature. im your father now, uh tuesdays are taco tuesdays
father oh my I am back again,I went on twitter and saw that one old lady from TikTok twitter aka the one that did that 'A baby video' with her husband anyways the thing they posted was them um doing 'that' Im scared I do not know what to do know after seeing an old lady do 'that' with her husband, father help Ive seen to much.
