@-1X1X1X1-
((Be too sweet, and you'll be a goner (Yep)
I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer!
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run))
*wraps us in blankets that turns us into burritos :3* /Silly
((Tell me mister president
I need to live in happiness
Wanna be just coming in
Now give me time and think about it
Call me every time you dream
And take me like a teddy bear
Always ready, now you see
I wanna feel the beat))
((Evil pursuer here, I lowkey don’t wanna eat lunch so I’m skipping school lunch))
((I wanna be a piece of meat and just.. drop dead ig idk))
@L0L_U_TH0UGHT ((*Jannet was silent for a moment, speechless, but they just heaved a heavy sigh* ...yeah. Just don’t go around snapping at anybody.)) ((Nighty night! Also thick southern accent? Yeehaw))
@_PURSUERR ((Look, I know what you said but.. ... I dont know, Jannet.. I'm.. really strugglin right now but.. ... I'm just glad you're here. You know, I really dont know what I'd do without you..)) ((Jared is just Ivan with a thick southern accent [and an actual job]. Also I gots to sleep- night night :>>))
@L0L_U_TH0UGHT ((*THUMP! Jannet froze before they turned their head to look at Jared* What- again? Jared. We talked about your behavior *Jannet’s brows furrowed as they frowned slightly in disapproval.*)) ((Same idk he’s just weird like that but we love weird here ig))
((How to make a very popular bot in j.ai!… make a smut character where a lot of people goon to.))
@-Rises_The_M00n- ((you’d be surprised how much people can goon in janitor ai… I feel like all the good bots are very… coughs smut-ty.))
((Roses are red,
There's hands on a clock,
I really want you,
To ride on my ccccccccccccccar. Car.. yeah.))
@_PURSUERR ((dont research, ill just tell you what to think. LISTEN TO MY PROPAGANDA/jokejokejoejkejoejkeoejeojkeojekjeoj-))
@L0L_U_TH0UGHT ((I’m very curious what did the Ireland people do so if I’m REALLY BORED I might…. Research,))
((I CAN’T USE MY MAIN ACCOUNT SOBS))
PURSUER-
WHO EVEN REPORTED ME? I DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING SUICIDAL??
