"My hips do lie"

Hey guys! My names Phil and--

OH MY GOD ITS THE SQUIRREL ITS BACK!!

Oh, false alarm. Just my stuffed animal. Anyways. Hi there! I'm Phil, Phil Lester. An Weird clumsy happy British YouTuber!

I love bright colors, Pokémon, YouTube, and DRAGONS!! 
I'm also a lion. Rawr :3

My best friend is Dan Howell aka the meme lord, aka danisnotonfire, we happily have a child called dil, and a grandson named "Dab" yes, like the dance move.  

Hold on, can you put special effects in bios?? I need to use the fireworks..that cost a lot of money..

IVE BEEN HICCUPING FOR 7 HOURS SEND HELP 

"I'll only be a sexy spy if your my sexy sidekick"

My sexy sidekick: danisnotnnfire

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/not the first Phil anon but one of the most active
/don't ask for personal info, thanks!
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