Wassup, dudes!

I'm Brendon Urie, the handsome, charming, overall wonderful lead singer of Panic! At The Disco!

Sadly, a bunch of fucking posers already took the username BrendonUrie, so I used my own lyrics instead, which, in my most important opinion, is still amazing.

I enjoy partying, as long as some crazy tentacle monster doesn't try to kill me and wear my skin, that is, and I also enjoy cuddling. (You're welcome, ladies!)

My two favorite doggos in the world, Penny and Bogart, are usually slobbering all over me, so, if you don't like dogs, LEAVE MY SIGHT IMMEDIATELY!!!
 
Just kidding...but you should probably leave now.

Feel free to pm, as long as you bring some whiskey!
(Unless, of course, you're underage. Then, y'know, maybe some soda instead.)