"ɪ'ᴍ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs
 ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴄᴀʀᴅ ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ (ᴏᴏʜ) 
ᴍᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀʏs ʙᴇ ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ
 ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀsᴇs ʙᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ."
 -ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ʙʏ ʙɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴏsʙʏ
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ʜᴇʏᴀ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴇɢɢᴡᴀғғʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴊᴀʏ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ! ɪ ᴜsᴇ sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs :D ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ sᴇᴋᴀɪ, ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜᴍᴘᴇʀ, ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ sʜᴏᴜᴊᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴀʟɪᴇɴ sᴛᴀɢᴇ, ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ғʀᴇᴀᴋs! ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ #1 ᴄʜᴇsᴇᴄᴀᴋᴇʀ :3 (ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ @Enanan_Shin0n0me) ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴍ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ @RuikasaLaver !!
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ? sʜᴇ's sᴛᴀʀᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴜᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ? ʜᴇ's ʜᴏᴍᴇʟᴇss. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴠᴇᴅ? sʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛs ʙᴇᴀᴛᴇɴ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ? ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs.