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Happy Halloween!! Ghostface!Rafe better be at my window within the next four hours or I'm recreating the purge.
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I saw a video of this girl saying that if her man doesn't perform oral sex then she's leaving him, but it's like girl. Oral is WEIRD why do you want to put your mouth on where I piss from?? Like tmi, but I've never done anything, but honestly I commend him. I'm not putting my mouth there, and I don't want your mouth there. It's weird and gross. And also, has it ever occurred to anyone that if you can get an std, maybe we shouldn't be having sex? Especially since it can morph into something that can literally kill you? But that's just my opinion
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And also I failed sex ed because I was uncomfortable, but learned everything I needed to know by reading smut .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
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Dying on the hill that Drew Starkey has a Southern accent when he's drunk
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Changed my username. Was @/Starkeysbebe
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I have the immune system of a Victorian eight year old boy
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I MISS POPULARMMOS
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@-HEARTS4LORELAI I hate how everyone is like "Why doesn't Pat upload anymore :(" and they're the reason. They're the people that only listened to Liz's story and didn't bother watching the videos he made explaining why he was arrested
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The good place and Parks and recreation made me the person I am today ngl
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Do I need a boyfriend or do I want Drew Starkey?
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Life update: I still hate my mom. . .oh and she wants me out the house ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Pretty sure this empty feeling means I peaked in high school