-M--nlyxin

What does one do if they accidentally got their toes stuck between a bedframe

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@-M--nlyxin did you perhaps get your toes stuck in between a bedframe?
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Hrts4Bears

Why, why shouldst thine hands come together in a mighty clap, causing naught but a sound of thunder? Nay, nay, for it is not the cheeks of men that deserve thou clapping, but rather thou shouldst lay thine hands upon thine own buttocks and give them a hearty slap. This is the true act of clappage, and it will bring thee joy and satisfaction, rather than bringing shame and shame upon thyself.

-M--nlyxin

@EmpatheticEowyn IM SOBBING GET THIS OFF MY PAGE LMAOAOAOA
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-M--nlyxin

I kinda just wanna just drop outta school and bed rot for months

-M--nlyxin

@EmpatheticEowyn temping to just like, ruin my life ngl. But I won't, dw.
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Hrts4Bears

@-M--nlyxin NOOO BRI PLEASE DONT KEEP PUSHING
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-M--nlyxin

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Why the fuck did I open my phone to a notification from my bsf that she nail glued a horse to her door frame.

-M--nlyxin

@M1ntXGr33n not a real one I promise 
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