-M--nlyxin
I retract my previous statement he is mentally insane
-M--nlyxin
I love posting my thoughts because I could say the deepest, most raw quote ever and the next day ill say something like "i wan hambugeger"
-M--nlyxin
Opinions on the 'love language is gift giving x cant accept gifts' duo
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What does one do if they accidentally got their toes stuck between a bedframe
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Guys why are all my friends as stable as a ran over bendy straw thats snapped in half
brechtixncider
Why, why shouldst thine hands come together in a mighty clap, causing naught but a sound of thunder? Nay, nay, for it is not the cheeks of men that deserve thou clapping, but rather thou shouldst lay thine hands upon thine own buttocks and give them a hearty slap. This is the true act of clappage, and it will bring thee joy and satisfaction, rather than bringing shame and shame upon thyself.
-M--nlyxin
I kinda just wanna just drop outta school and bed rot for months
-M--nlyxin
Aghgghhgggh im dying on the inside
-M--nlyxin
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Why the fuck did I open my phone to a notification from my bsf that she nail glued a horse to her door frame.