Why, why shouldst thine hands come together in a mighty clap, causing naught but a sound of thunder? Nay, nay, for it is not the cheeks of men that deserve thou clapping, but rather thou shouldst lay thine hands upon thine own buttocks and give them a hearty slap. This is the true act of clappage, and it will bring thee joy and satisfaction, rather than bringing shame and shame upon thyself.