Twas a dark and stormy night...

A lonesome, reader had paused from their late night scrolling. Their thumbs were exhausted, and they had to find an interesting place to stop on their favorite book...

Suddenly, they looked into the comment section. An obscene comment was left there, in a strange language that they couldn't understand. It seemed corrupt, taken over. Evil, at the most.

"It must be a hiccup," they said to themself, eating at the inside of their cheek. "I should see if this account is okay... maybe I should report it."

They were nervous and they swallowed thickly as they touched their finger to the screen, on the small icon. Sweat dripped down their forehead as the screen loaded.

A sharp scream split the air asunder.

The reader-- they had found--

...


Me. 

Hi, I'm Limeny Snocket, and welcome to my series of unfortunate writing attempts.

I hope you enjoy your stay...

If you survive...