Hey there guys, girls, greenies, gays, and everyone in between. Welcome to my weird little profile.

Anyways, I'm just here to say hi, and that this is a safe space for anyone and everyone. Unless you're a jerk. Then I want you nowhere near me and my children. But if you're a decent human, then check out my stories! Im always up for fandom stuff, and you can message me if you have a request about anything, or if you just need to talk

Proud LGBTQ+ member🏳️🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Fandoms: 
Stranger Things
Arcane
Maze runner
Marvel
Supernatural
Game of thrones
The Last of Us
Hunger games

Next follower goal:
[800]
...holy shit!

"I like your boots"

"Tommy loves trains."

"Is the blood rushing to my head, or is this Shank not making any sense."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating." 

"If an alien lays eggs in my chest and I eat one of you, I'm sorry."

"That's exactly what I thought you'd say, you dumb f*cking horse!"

"I can look at a math problem and know its algebra, but I'm not gonna know.....what the answer is."

"If it walk like duck, and talk like duck, it probably truth serum." 

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"How dare you try to regift my mozzarella stick."

"I spilled blue cheese on all the things I love."

"Abso-shucking-lutely." 

"I think I broke it" 
"Well it's a baby."

"Yeet Yeet Mother Shucker"

"I can be the human equivalent of herpes if you want me to be."

~Subject A57, the writer