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"Morty's are annoying. But I need money, I have to make a bedroom for a kid."

3V1L-M0RTY

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          	  "You totally kidnapped him." 
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@3V1L-M0RTY 
          	  
          	  "I didn't kidnap anyone. A Morty clinged to me, the guy likes me or some shit.. I'll play along."
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3V1L-M0RTY

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          	  "Who'd you kidnap this time?" 
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-Mortimer-

“You came back!” Morty said excitedly, running over to hug rick 

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            "I won't abandon you like your original Rick. I'm not leaving you kid." 
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-Mortimer-

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            He smiled up at him “I thought you’d be gob forever and ever and I was sad”
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“Fuck, your still alive”

C-137-

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            “I heard those s-shits are hard to get
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@C-137- 
            
            "I did bring a few things back. Mostly bodies, but I got one of those entities." 
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C-137-

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            “Well of course they died. There idiots.” He muttered 
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D3C1PH3R

Bill spawned randomly next to the human, immediately deciding this was the guy he wanted to cling to. "Heyo! You Ricks are always so fun." 

D3C1PH3R

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            "Good!" He said cheerfully, still holding his arms out to mess with him. "Aw come on, I've got a bunch of pink bows I need to dispose of before Mabel tries to put them on me." 
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@D3C1PH3R 
            
            "Your weird.. Abnormally weird but also normal." He mumbled before pushing him away slowly. "No on the har though, bud.
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D3C1PH3R

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            He went close again to ruffle his hair. "Well good! I don't want you to like it." 
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-_-pr1m3-_-

"Morty's are annoying. But I need money, I have to make a bedroom for a kid."

3V1L-M0RTY

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            "You totally kidnapped him." 
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@3V1L-M0RTY 
            
            "I didn't kidnap anyone. A Morty clinged to me, the guy likes me or some shit.. I'll play along."
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3V1L-M0RTY

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            "Who'd you kidnap this time?" 
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"Guess who has been in the Backrooms for a month straight. This guy."

3V1L-M0RTY

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            "You're just pissy there's a better Rick than you." 
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@3V1L-M0RTY 
            
            "Oh I will. That or end up kicking my shitty grandson."
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@-_-pr1m3-_- 
            "I'd like to fucking see you try." 
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Morty had come through a portal, immediately shooting at the man to either test the sheilds or get his attention. Since it didn't kill him he just put the gun away and sat on the floor. "I've got some questions for you, you're really fucked up in the head and I just wanna know your opinion on some stuff."

-Mortimer-

Morty shyly held a drawing out to prime. He’d tried to drawn them together like a little kid would draw there family. He didn’t usually have access to any sort of art supplies so it wasn’t great. 

-Mortimer-

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            His eyes widened “you’d really do that?” He gasped
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            He took the picture, looking at it closely. "It's.. It's nice I guess. Want me to hang it up?"
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-Mortimer-

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            “I-I drew you a p-picture” he said shyly. “I…I didn’t k-know if you’d like it”
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"Is it safe to give a child a weapon? For protective services only?"

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            “My Morty does that. L-little shit sucks at that. I don’t know how many people he’s shot. Even when I specifically say it’s a gun to kill people”
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@C-137- 
            
            "I was going to give a Morty a laser gun. You know, so they can somehow mess up and accidentally shoot someone. Some Morty's will do that."
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@-B4d-B1TCH-Bl0nd1E- 
            
            "No problem kid. Just don't shoot your eye out."
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