-emkayy

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god im trembling in rage rn
          	
          	BECAUSE MY M*THERFREAKING PARENTS JUST ABANDONED MY DOG JACKIE OUT IN THAT STINKY CITY OF GARBAGE
          	
          	long story short my mom picked up a stray dog then we decided to keep him we named him jackie but surprise surprise my dad doesn't like him cause he quote unquote "destroys my plants" So what did they fucking do??? FUCKING ABANDON HIM WHILE I'M AWAY TO MY AUNTS SO THAT I CAN'T HAVE ANY SAY AGAINST IT
          	
          	wow. just fucking wow
          	
          	and you damn right guess i have no right to get mad about it cause tHey ArE aLwAyS tHe CoRrEcT oNe's 
          	
          	we'll see whose the correct one once i have enough power to dump their grimy asses to an old age home and then completely forget about their existence
          	
          	welcome to your new future mom and dad, you just fucking dug your own graves with your very own hands 

jimmyandthebadge4eva

@-emkayy >:00000 THEY DISNT. OH MY GOAH IMMA JOIN YOU IN DUMPING THEN OFF FOREVER LIKE WHO EVEN DOES DONE THING LIKE THAT?!?!?
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-emkayy

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god im trembling in rage rn
          
          BECAUSE MY M*THERFREAKING PARENTS JUST ABANDONED MY DOG JACKIE OUT IN THAT STINKY CITY OF GARBAGE
          
          long story short my mom picked up a stray dog then we decided to keep him we named him jackie but surprise surprise my dad doesn't like him cause he quote unquote "destroys my plants" So what did they fucking do??? FUCKING ABANDON HIM WHILE I'M AWAY TO MY AUNTS SO THAT I CAN'T HAVE ANY SAY AGAINST IT
          
          wow. just fucking wow
          
          and you damn right guess i have no right to get mad about it cause tHey ArE aLwAyS tHe CoRrEcT oNe's 
          
          we'll see whose the correct one once i have enough power to dump their grimy asses to an old age home and then completely forget about their existence
          
          welcome to your new future mom and dad, you just fucking dug your own graves with your very own hands 

jimmyandthebadge4eva

@-emkayy >:00000 THEY DISNT. OH MY GOAH IMMA JOIN YOU IN DUMPING THEN OFF FOREVER LIKE WHO EVEN DOES DONE THING LIKE THAT?!?!?
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-emkayy

I feel like a God after completing a 332 page book within 4 hours
          
          damn i feel empty af now... 

ayceofcrow-

Goddamn bro, congratulationsss(?) 
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-emkayy

hi can someone adopt me? my ma just disowned me over a remote. that was thrown at me. by her. huh, and she wonders why i got so mad. after she laughed at me like it was a very funny thing to do. then she got angry at me for getting sngry st her, cause ofcouse it's basic knowledge that a child cannot get angry at their parent's. 
          
          my mother is everything that i do not wish to become. 

jimmyandthebadge4eva

@-emkayy Awhhh of course, glad to hear you're feeling better!!! *hugsss*
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-emkayy

@satire-of-saturn aw hell yeah sure! we can roam the world and eat all sorts of stuff 
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-emkayy

@Ai_Er_0428 @jimmyandthebadge4eva thanks guys :)  as long as i have people like you around there's no need to be adopted cause of all that love, i feel a lot better now 
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-emkayy

bruh wattpads gone dead for a while now
          
          time to leave now i guess 

CauldronCookie5

@-emkayy
            OH THANK GOD, I THOUGHT SO LMHO
            
            You half got me; congrats B)
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ayceofcrow-

[ @-emkayy ] 
            
            OH PLS 
            SKSKJSK well you got me there T_T good job fr
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jimmyandthebadge4eva

@-emkayy YUSHHHH THANK GOODNESS you really got me for a sec :,D
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-emkayy

so here I was studying my history chapter on Buddhism when this one sentence came which said "ashoka distributed buddhas relics to all the stupas" and since relics refer to those things either used ot belonging to buddha like his teeth and hair for a second there i thought they chopped Buddha and then distributed his body. sorry not sorry just the few perks of being a writer i guess 

-emkayy

@Ai_Er_0428 yep yep as if they aren't scary already *looking at those buffed up monks* the world wouldve been a much more terrifying place 
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ayceofcrow-

Bro buddhism would've became a VERY different kind of religion if that were the case *crying* 
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-emkayy

@shensympathist one of the many perks of being a writer i guess 
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-emkayy

i want to make a character who will call you the ugliest piece of stale dough ever and thrn walk away nonchalantly as if they told you that potato chips are made from potato 

-emkayy

@jimmyandthebadge4eva ah yes they're the chaos incarnate Jimmy >:D
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-emkayy

i just had this thought, that hey at anh point of time if you donated your blood it might be in someones body, or their... boner... 

FinalIdiot

How to donate Boners:
            Step 1 - Donate your blood
            Step 2 - Boner
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jimmyandthebadge4eva

@-emkayy HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME RETHINK ALL I HAVE KNOWN /O.O\
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-emkayy

sigh to be all alone in wattpad can be stressful sometimes
          then again, maybe im just the only one with too much time here

-emkayy

@Ai_Er_0428 @shensympathist oh its good to have company down here
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-emkayy

very controversial opinion ;;
          
          dunno about y'all but property calling each other 'wife' and 'husband' on wattpad makes me cringe. it doesn't bother me tho, just makes me cringe
          
          then again it's my personal opinion bruh

shensympathist

@-emkayy mm it does make me cringe too but not too much, i generally overlook those parts
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-emkayy

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@-emkayy *people shit
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-emkayy

whoever said that 2023 will be a better year must be having mental breakdown rn

adorableisms

@-emkayy whoever said that about 2023 obviously did not live the past three years or else they’d know not to say that
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