Probably god, Pog, Anyways- Name's Evelynn, Am Idiot. Probably ate a cactus once without noticing while eating salad. I once beat my grandpa in chess and that was pretty pog. 

I like: drugs (P. s. this is a joke for you Simp-letons who can't catch them.), Stealin' (I reinforce the fact this is a joke), Fighting (Not sure about this one, Not sure if i am or am not a sadist) , Gang bangs (We not even sexual, we asexual, this shit wack), Domestic violence (Again, A JOKE), and i once kicked a rat so hard it died. (This last one ain't a joke but that fucker was trying to bite me and he looked fucking diseased so i wasn't taking chances on getting the black plague or some shit.)