▶castiel the angel◀

▶Teenage angel from heaven

▶Oblivious to mortal customs

▶Probably bisexual

▶"If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?"

▶Isn't allowed to talk about porn

▶It's been a...while since he's been on Earth

▶Him and Dean are only friends! What are you talking about? Nothing has ever happened between the two of them! Well nothing that Sammy knows about... 

▶" Ugh, I found a liquor store....and I drank it!"

▶Do not leave unattended

▶Loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

▶Favorite word is "assbutt"

▶"I'm an angel, you ass."

(Official teenage Castiel anon.
Do not steal, assbutt.)
[FC- Cole Sprouse
TS- Back in Black- AC/DC]