we'll all float on

((My neighbor's are being Fricking loud, so I'm trying to drown them out with glockenspiel music, but it's just.... It's like trying to sleep in a loud auditorium now...))

Banana Doppio is dead and I killed him

OH MY GOD
          
          THE AMOUNT OF OPS CORRELATES TO HOW MANY JOJOS ARE SEEN PER PART
          
          PART 1: 1 JOJO
          PART 2: 1 JOJO
          PART 3: 2 JOJO
          PART 4: 3 JOJO
          PART 5: 2 JOJO

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-*ss motherf*cker, he p*ssed on my f*cking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f*ckin' quilly d*ck out and he p*ssed on my fu*king wife, and he said his d*ck was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small d*ck, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f*cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*ck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER P*SS!! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm p*ssing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I P*SSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the p*ss drrrrroplllllllets hit the f*cking Earth, now get outta my f*cking sight, before I p*ss on you too!

((Ghiacchio, my love))

Quick question: What's your favorite ship? Like, in general? I'm bored and I wanna know. Mine's Meowrails.

((OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL!))

((What if I called you everyday, I'm rehearsing what to say, when the truth comes out, of my very own mouth? Just kidding. Unless...))

((KAKYOIN!))

((Someone in my choir class legit ordered 6 or 7 pizzas oml...))