*:･ﾟ✧ ❛ BOOBS ! ❜

* his cheeks go bright red * o - oh —

are you david beckham ? because i’d bend for you .
            - - i never said it was a family friendly one .
            
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            @webslingin 

/ ** it smh

@-ladypool ;
            
            ** ;               / . AYE !

(  I'M HONORED TO POP THAT
               MILESTONE CHERRY , FAM !  )
            
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            @TWISTEDFLAMES- 

(  wth , thank you so very much , you rp living legend ! i am unworthy ! :0  )
            
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            @NnoShitSherlock

I figured it was a more original route to take , instead of pulling the usual ' haha , you're old ' joke . I'm what they like to call a ' mild - narcissist ' , though . A ' half - assed narcissist ' , if you will .
            
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            (  @LoganfuckingHowlett  )

@-ladypool  macho - man ? Is that what people actually call me nowadays ? Wow . And yeah i guess boobs always work . Quite a lot self confidence you got .

The one and only , macho - man ! Before you ask , yes , I'm just as irresistibly cursed with the bad case of smart - mouth as my boi D - Pool . The only difference is that I can actually pull it off . How ? Boobs . Boobs is how . Boobs is / always / how .
            
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            (  @LoganfuckingHowlett  )

❛ yOU ? Talking to mE ? Sir , pLEASE ,  I can only get so eRect – ❜
            
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            (  @sexysexualsex  )

@-ladypool ;
            
            McGood pussy

McSíPapi –
            
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            (  @-ofwinter  )

@-ladypool ;
            
            McFuck me-

❛ Swellegant ? Oh ! Is that some kind'a extra geeky way of flirting with me , you saucy minx , you ? . . Or are you possibly speaking French ? ❜
            
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            ( @herexorcisms  )