Mom: “Girl’s, remember to turn off the light when you aren’t in the room.”
Me: “Why? What happened?”
Mom: “Our electricity bill is higher then average.”
Me: *sweats* “Oh, I wonder why.”
This morning...
Cat: *sits on top of the cable box*
Me: *turns on cable box so it’s nice and warm*
Cat: *falls asleep*
Oops.