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I wasn’t even gone for that long but I have 1k+ notifs?????

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Mom: “Girl’s, remember to turn off the light when you aren’t in the room.”
          Me: “Why? What happened?”
          Mom: “Our electricity bill is higher then average.”
          Me: *sweats* “Oh, I wonder why.”
          
          This morning...
          
          Cat: *sits on top of the cable box*
          Me: *turns on cable box so it’s nice and warm*
          Cat: *falls asleep* 
          
          
          Oops.