"Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world" - Einstein

My best friend is a penguin. He doesn't get along with my alcoholic pet squirrel, though. My username was supposed to be Pink Elephant, but I thought it might be misleading, since I'm not pink.
 
I'm not a coherent individual. 

I speak my mind, I criticize a lot, like to argue and always have an opinion. I think some of my friends love me, but don't really like me all that much. I believe people think of me as an annoying know-it-all. I also believe they're just jealous, because I do know it all, most of the time.

I love dancing in a very stupid way. I tell people I do it on purpose to hide the fact that I have no coordination, whatsoever. I like making up crazy stories and make people believe them. I'm usually successful, because everybody thinks I'm a terrible liar - don't know where they got that idea.

I wish I could fly. I love coffee and chocolate. I love music, travelling and sarcasm. I'm against the politically correct - it's very boring.

I don't take life too seriously. I don't take myself or others too seriously. Please, return the favor.

I change my personality all the time, I get bored with myself very easily. 

I've shared some of my stories before and got plagiarized - I was so flattered, I got out of there before my computer exploded with excitement. If it happens again, I shall unleash a wave of the purest evil upon the poor sucker who dares do it. Seriously, I will find you and punch you in the soul.

Constructive criticism is more than welcome!  

All the works updated here are very raw and flawed first drafts.

WARNING! I am NOT accepting reading requests anymore. Sorry.

Also, I think this is important - I'm cool. I get cooler by the second. I'm actually cooler now than I was at the top of the page.

I daydream all the time. I'm probably daydreaming right now.