Chuuya's #1 simp (not)

Didn’t mean to drop into your board like this, but your TBR just got criminally better. “For a Mobster” should be your next obsession. A dark romance tangled in enemies-to-lovers chaos, hidden identity, forbidden desire, and obsession looking pretty much like protection. Renzo’s the ruthless guy who swore off softness; Alessandra’s the proclaimed good girl who lied her way into his bloodstream. You think opposites attract? Well, this piece shows that opposites ignite. He kills for her, she hurts for him. They’re both doomed… and it’s delicious. 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/365386944

Let's go read a story! What about Sayori? Let's talk about me insteaddd!!~ I've been learning piano! And I sing Soprano!~

SENPAI WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!- YOU'RE WEIRD AND YOU'RE A FREAK! I don't think he'll complain, when he gets me in the sheets!! AYANOOO!!! OSANAAA!!  THAT'S IT! I'LL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE!! COME AT ME BITCH!!

THIS GIRL IS POPPING LIKE SHE'S IN A MAGAZINEEE (WOOO!!) ONE OF THE FINEST FUCKING GIRLS I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN, SHE ROLLS W ME BECUZ SHE KNOWS THAT IM STARRRR. OH NO THERE SHE GO! OH NO THERE SHE GO! OH NO- THERE SHE GO!

REAL MEN KEEP COOL IN THE FACE OF A FIREEE, GO DOWN WITH THE SHIPPPP, AND REAL MEN, DONT EAT! 'CUS THEIR ABOVE THAT.

HEY BITCH WYA, IDK WHRE THE HELL IM AT. GET OVR HRE LETS PRTYY, I JST WANT 2 PARTY..

I found your comment on a saiouma fic and saw the dazai and kangel background so you're mine now. Not my friend, not my bestfriend, you as a person is mine now.

WEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOOO

WOOF WE WANT IT MEOW COME AND GET IT BBY