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Omg wife I bought you flowers

Bb no :( it has to be holy 

Nah cuz watch me leave for 1-10 business days after coming back <33

No bc I'm holy

 ☠️ Let's have a holy wedding

Omg bb :( let's have a unholy wedding. WAIT NO- I'm holy 

It's a new day. 
          * Gets on one knee w a vv expensive ring bc I'm richer than you and not broke period * will you marry me ?

Told my friend I hope his pillow was warm, he said he likes them warm. I need a replacement asap :/

Urs is cute