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*dances* I'm switching accounts because this one is very uncomfy

Hellooo!! :) You should really text me back on discord lol
          
          Ok byee! Have a good day 
          
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Grandma: *moves hair out of my fave by swiping her fingers across my forehead*
          
          Me: *leans back with a grimace*
          
          Grandma: *stares* what?
          
          Me:
          
          Grandma: do you not like people touching you?
          
          Me: no, i dont.
          
          Grandma: i can touch you. *continues to poke my side*
          
          WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. DONT DO THIS. IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY DONT LIKE BEING TOUCHED THEN DONT. FREAKING. TOUCH THEM. I GOT SO GENUINELY UPSET AND ANGRY IN THIS MOMENT (but of course, i didn't say anything because we were in public and i was quietly freaking out) AND IT REPLAYS IN MY HEAD EVERY TIME SHE TOUCHES ME NOW. DONT TOUCH SOMEONE IF THEY DONT WANT TO BE TOUCHED! THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE THEM HATE YOU!

laughs in i found a long list of su human!au headcannons and am having the time of my life reading them all

okay but you found me very quickly doe 
          
          also i love your username omg 

is it just me or are the comments section on lofi music videos the most wholesome places on earth

IM READING AN SU HUMAN AU FANFIC AND RUBY AND SAPPHIRE ARE DEAD AND I AM NOT COPING WELL

My grandma, jokingly: I aint here to make your life any easier.
          
          Me, trying to joke as well but it comes out really rude and mean: I know. *walks off*
          
          Grandma: *negative emotions noise*
          
          Me: *instant guilt but doesnt say anything else because awkward*

hello please remove your pants

man i feel ya