This bio still doesn't give you the faintest idea of who I am. 
Enjoy some quotes.

"I find in life it's impossible to please everyone. But it is possible to piss everyone off and it's fun as hell"


"Auto correct can go to he'll"


"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough"


"Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling." - Oscar Wilde and his opinions on cock-sucking