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this week i learned something
pranking my roommate = receiving death threats
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on today's episode of "men are stupid and i dont respect them" :
i got called a racist for rejecting a guy <3
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@just_scorpio_tingz like bro, being black isnt the problem at all, like im happily taken and YOU PERFECTLY KNOW, I MADE IT CLEAR and ur a man, that's the problem
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im hungover af, i literally got blackout drunk for my bday and had 2 people carrying my half naked ass to my bed
ps. im old
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@just_scorpio_tingz lmaoooo my age starts with a 2 now ffs, lived 2 entire decades
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this week i went somewhere with my bf, and there was a security dog tied to a pole in the middle of the building, and the dog immediately tried getting to me, it was so cute! then i got closer until the dog managed to reach me and he started licking me and wanted pets! i stayed there for like 2 hours cuz the doggo didnt want me to leave and when my bf said it was time to go, the dog just stared at me THE ENTIRE WAY OUT
my heart <3
ps : the staff said it was okay, they thought it was really cute and laughed when he tried to climb on me lmao
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so uhmm my mom disowned me lmao
cigretsandredwine
the fact it’s 69 in traumatic
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just took a visit in the back of a spencers
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boyfriend : check
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your local rat bastard right here is boutta snatch a bf this week (let's hope it doesn't end like the other ones)
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
