Likes dogs. Has a dog.
Eats food. ---> |-_-| Gary jangg!
Friend: Why don't u get a bf?
Me: Because I already have a dog.
I met a wizard once...he was the unit coordinator of management 100. Sup' Lionel?
Unicorns fo' LIFE! >_< Team unicorn !! Talk to me, I'm people-friendly.
I won't tell you my favourite colour because that's personal, but I like seven. The number.
"Ugly victories, beautiful defeats."
-The Genius
Peeves: Look, I'm all for witty commentary, but not when it comes to the point where it's unrealistic. Where you know no living person on this earth would ever talk like that or have that conversation. EVER. It's cute and clever in books but contrived, let's be honest. By all means be clever and witty in writing but also realistic.
~~>BOOKS
Assassin One ranked #1 Action O_Q now that's just crazy. Unicorn for everybody!
ACCESS DENIED ---> #640 Mystery/Thriller -not even a real book, but my all-time fav.
[Ongoing] ALith - Wednesday updates #306 -I finally broke 500!
[Ongoing] Richford Manor - Thursday updates #458
The Seer #461 in paranormal (expect a comeback soon)
Thinking about it, none of my wp books are written with the intention of being a real book. One day, I'll take wp more seriously and there will be a book. And you'll be a man my son.
Hey Purple U, what's in your sandwich? Butter
9 is my most despised number bc it falls short of 10 and feels incomplete.
Aspirations: To get published. Maybe
Currently: failing at life
Fav books: Unwind, The Opportunist, Going Under, Harry Potter, anything Tarryn Fisher...
Fav author: Tarryn Fisher. I wanna be you when I grow up
"A story can seduce us even at the most inopportune times." -Stephen King.
Life motto: "You gotta risk it, to get the biscuit."
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