Ello! Nice to meetcha. Most people call me 'Hailey', others call me 'Idiot' or 'Retard'. Just kidding, I don't actually communicate with people offline. I'm socially awkward and if I started a conversation with you it'd probably be about food or borrowing a pencil.  

I like watching anime and pretending that I have friends. Other than that, I like reading, eating, writing, drawing, and pretending that I'm smart - you know, all that stereotypical shit.  

And that concludes my brilliant autobiography.