Emo kid problems:
1: Wind either makes you look really cool or really stupid.
2: When you scuff your converse
3: Something white stains your black clothing
4: People feel the need to randomly caress your hair
5: Bullies
6: People automatically assume you're a cutter
7: When you wear something colorful and someone says, "Guys! They actually know what colors are!"
8: You somehow always look depressed
9: You must be gay
10: At least 90% of this actually applies to your life.... Yep