The Rat Man Living In Your Walls

Oml been out for a hot minute and holy shit it’s been a ride. That being said, nothing prepares you for losing your virginity like wattpad smut I’m just gonna say

theres some theory about give enough monkeys enough typewriters and they'll write the bible....... yeah ive had a computer, a charger, and a three day weekend with no original play idea, so maybe i need to start investing in monkeys

i dont think my binder is coming anymore:( 
          this fucking sucks

Guess who was chosen to rewrite the ending of the one act play. Why, idk. But yeah that happened.

I jumped when I saw something rotten an Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat on here- I am in love.

My science teacher with a practically full milk carton: hoo boy. I really don’t want to throw this away from our lab. Does anyone feel like milk?
          Me: yes absolutely (bc who tf would say no. Free, choccy milk. Sign me up) 
          Me: proceeding to down the milk in a 15 minute time span bc I really don’t want to carry the jug to history and it was going to get warm
          Me: feeling on top of the fucking world bc guess who just got more chocolate milk in class than their home fridge ever has in stock.
          Me: in history now, out of the heat of the moment being slammed in the face with the fact that- oh yeah, I’m lactose intolerant. 
          Anyways I’m suffering. Worth it tho

Falling in love with a guy who turns out to be aro when you go to ask him out? It's more likely than you think

Kids these days never cried watching Wall-E and it shows

Finals are DONE!!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD

When you get to skip your catholic studies final because the teacher is weird and has eggs in his pants